Total Medals Earned: 45 (From 16 different games.) Total Medal Score: 545 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/265 points)
The antonym for incomprehension.
Everyone's favorite school subject.
"I" can't tell you the answer.
Evil lives on.
No clues here.
Me this.
For a small price.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the first chapter of The Bar
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/110 points)
Get it?
Shame on you, you're a bad person.
It was yearning for her sweet caress...
The Father is not pleased
Yum, yum, war on terror!
You're a real smartster!
Medals Earned: 13/20 (195/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Find the hidden button
Play over an hour
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/22 (5/500 points)
Enter Utopia.
Give John some money.
Find coal.
Find iron.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Find wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Give Dave some sand.
Find ruby.
Give George some wolfram.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 4/6 (185/310 points)
You were literally roasted.
Secret handshakes are such a bummer.
Well, that was disgusting.
You are officially a cannibal.
Put some clothes on. No one wants to see that.
Please give me money. Please.